December 8, 2022

Knightrider sketch from Frankie Boyle’s Tramadol Nights

Knight rider a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man whose mind has turned as windows kitt certainly michael windows up kitt time to ask the old business guy what this week’s mission is old business guy you got a mission for me michael your mother and i are very worried about you have you been taking your medication i’m good really like a cow bag

Michael i don’t think it’s a good idea to take your medication michael i think the taliban have put something in them that gives you multiple sclerosis thanks for the warning kitt take her up to 110 certainly michael don’t you think you should sit in the driver’s seat my sensors tell me there are two men round the corner smoking crack michael michael my sensors

Tell me there are now three people smoking crack oh michael look it’s evil knight rider no that’s just our reflection in a window michael okay why was that kitt i didn’t say anything michael i think my voice must sound similar to that woman you have tied up in the trunk have you managed to infiltrate the drugs gang michael infiltrate i couldn’t even get into the

Restaurant is there anything here i could use to make shoes evil knight stealing all the shoe making hi michael excuse me it’s my car what is it kitt calamari looks good michael thanks kid quit drugs yes i have right here 6000 little red pills and any minute now we should find out exactly what they are you can try torturing me if you like i’ve been trying myself

For the last half hour and i haven’t felt a thing they must be working you’ve been stolen don’t worry michael i’ve just changed to that car over there i’m being driven by an enemy agent disguised as a pregnant woman don’t worry kid i’ll get it did you send a message michael one in each tit great to have you back kid thanks michael thanks marco who is that oh

I’m the engine of some cheap turbo boost michael yes kitt turbo boost

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Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights – Knightrider By FBTramadolNights